If you think you have it tough, read history books.
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.