MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY
PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.
Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee.
"Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
Love thy enemies, it says in the scriptures. My foster mother always added, "At the very least, you will be polite to them.
One of the oddest things about being grown-up was looking back at something you thought you knew and finding out the truth of it was completely different from what you had always believed.
Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.
Some people are boys longer than others.
Civilization is vastly overrated.
Hard truths can be dealt with, triumphed over, but lies will destroy your soul.
Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other.