Saturday, March 21, 2015 at 10:11AM
Drew Wolfe

Matt Groening

Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.


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