Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten
this before.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.
What's another word for thesaurus?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.