Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory.
They put an eraser on a pencil for a reason.
Common Sense Is Not Common.
If you are dependent on another human being to make you happy, that’s not the same thing as being happier in the company of that person.
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work, and it irritates the pig.
You only have one chance for a first impression.
Only a fool tests the depth of the water by jumping in with both feet.