Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.