If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.
The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.
I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own fucking fault. You know where it is.
Nice things are nicer than nasty ones.
Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.
Doing what you wanted to do was the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you wanted to do.
One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. . .I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there's nobody there to forgive them.