A monster. You and your friends, all of you. Pretty monsters. It's a stage all girls
go through. If you're lucky you get through it without doing any permanent damage to yourself or anyone else.
You have to salvage what you can, even if you're the one who buried it in the first place.
Remember, when you don’t know what to do, it never hurts to play Scrabble. It’s like reading the I Ching or tea leaves.
You were going to travel for love, without shoes, or cloak, or common sense. This is one of the things a woman can do when her lover leaves her. It's hard on the feet perhaps, but staying at home is hard on the heart, and you weren't quite ready to give up on him yet.
The world is a dangerous place, full of people who don’t trust each other. This is why I am staying up in this tree.
The Customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is an asshole. That's the first rule of retail.
I hate those movies, those books, where some guy gets to go off and have adventures and meanwhile the girl has to stay home and wait. I'm a feminist. I subscribe to Bust magazine, and I watch Buffy reruns. I don't believe in that kind of shit.