O. Henry (William Sydney Porter)
A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
It was beautiful and simple as all truly great swindles are.
It ain't the roads we take; it's what's inside of us that makes us turn out the way we do.
Not very long ago some one invented the assertion that there were only "Four Hundred" people in New York City who were really worth noticing. But a wiser man has arisen — the census taker...
What is the world at its best but a little round field of the moving pictures with two walking together in it?
Of all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi.
There are a few editor men with whom I am privileged to come in contact. It has not been long since it was their habit to come in contact with me. There is a difference.
I have heard of you all my life. I know now what a scourge you have been to your country. Instead of killing fools you have been murdering the youth and genius that are necessary to make a people live and grow great.
History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.