'Anna Karenina,' Rushing Headlong Toward Her Train

"After he'd finished reading Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina, did director Joe Wright scribble on the last page, 'Needs more pep?'"

"Wright is, after all, the man who put the cute little ampersand in Pride & Prejudice and gave us a giggly Lizzie Bennet rendered by Keira Knightley. Knightley is back again in the title role as the Russian chick who loves and loses and throws herself under a train."

"Casting the British actress, whose last memorable performance was in Bend It Like Beckham and who appears topless on the cover of the current Allure magazine, may have brought roses to the cheeks of the folks in marketing. But it creates a crippling problem with regard to gravitas, of which more anon."