Chuck Palahniuk

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.