Carl Hiaasen

The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind. 

I think in the old days, the nexus of weirdness ran through Southern California, and to a degree New York City. I think it's changed so that every bizarre story in the country now has a Florida connection. I don't know why, except it must be some inversion of magnetic poles or something. 

Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon. 

They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A. 

Disney's something to be a little alarmed about. It's not just a little theme park anymore. It's now an ethic and outlook and strategy that goes way beyond central Florida. 

If you write satire, the guilty pleasure these days is that there's just so much material about. On the other hand, if you have a family it can be depressing. 

One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb. 

My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox. 

I'd love to see a good script of one of my books, in these years of animations and comic book sequels, and had so many written over the years, but none quite clicked. 

Unfortunately, I don't get to read nearly as much as I want because I'm always working on my own stuff, either the novels or newspaper columns. 

Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on every page, the writing is so original. 

When I'm working on a novel of my own, I try to read mostly nonfiction, although sometimes I break down and peek at something else. 

I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly good sentence or passage. 

You can do the best research and be making the strongest intellectual argument, but if readers don't get past the third paragraph you've wasted your energy and valuable ink. 

The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring. 

Obviously you have to make a profit to put out a newspaper. I'm not an idiot. But when the margins are in excess of 25 per cent you're talking about greed.