Joan Crawford

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell

Don't fuck with me, fellas. This cowgirl has been to the rodeo before.

I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned well she'd gotten properly laid.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.

1. Find your own style and have the courage to stick to it.
2. Choose your clothes for your way of life.
3. Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.
4. Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.
5. Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are!

If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.