Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

Happiness is a warm puppy.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.