Tom Robbins

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.

A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

My faith is whatever makes me feel good about being alive. If your religion doesn't make you feel good to be alive, what the hell is the point of it?

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.

People are never perfect, but love can be.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.

Let us live for the beauty of our own reality.

Philosophers have argued for centuries about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, but materialists have known all along that it depends on whether they are jitterbugging or dancing cheek to cheek.