Robert Ferrigno

The faith is not the problem, Bernadette. The problem is the faithful.

Surviving dangerous times require a sense of humor.

The man who shouts wins battles; the quiet man wins the war.

God and I have decided to ignore each other. It's for the best.

Young warriors are always eager for battle. Old warriors know better.

Most preachers say the nature of God is unknowable, but I'm certain of one thing at least. God almighty has a sense of humor.

Adapt or die, that's as true for religion as it is for people.

To fool somebody else, you have to fool yourself first.