Charlaine Harris

Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.

If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'

My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.

Sometimes the bitch wins.

Some might think you suicidal.
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.