Robert Bryndza

The secret of blending in, is don’t try to. Everyone is so fucking self-obsessed.

You're going up against powerful people here, and the odds are not in your favour.' 'Sounds very Hunger Games...

Behind every powerful man is a woman who knows how to push his buttons. Good.

But those same eyes were beginning to crease at the corners, her forehead bore too many lines and her face was beginning to sag.

I unzipped my boots but they wouldn’t budge. My feet had swollen in the heat. After much tugging, a queue had started to form behind us. Eventually I had no choice but to hold onto the rail with my legs in the air whilst Adam pulled. It wasn’t my finest hour.

IO means Senior Investigating Officer. The “senior” part doesn’t mean you’re older then everyone and entitled to bully them when the shit hits the fan. It means you take responsibility for your fuck-ups.